Quotes

Because life is so much funnier than anything we could ever make up…

• “That’s why you don’t hang out with fat people. They slow you down in a foot chase.” - Boss after a foot chase with 4 people from Saginaw during a shift at work.
• “Do you feel like your face is numb? Not the whole thing, just from the chin up.” – Vive after a few drinks at Peche in Austin.
• “It’s like heaven in my mouth.” – Ky after the first sip of every good drink.
• Logan: “I just can’t be in there with them.” DJ: Why, cause they’re fucking up the Tacos?” Logan: “No, cause they’re fucking democrats!”
• Pep to crew: “Maybe we should hang out sober sometime.” J: “That’s the stupidest thing I have ever heard.”